A 14-Year-Old Girl Was Suspended For These Genius Sex-Ed Quiz Answers

There's no time more awkward or embarrassing in an adolescent's life than the period during which one has to take sex-ed class. I remember the days of having to watch a video featuring co-ed '70s school children questioning authority figures about their bodies, and what those "feelings" down "there" were all about. I still occasionally get night terrors that star a blur of cartoon sex organs, confused young roller-skating children, and a very frightened Saturday Night Fever John Travolta. (I think my brain just took every '70s-inspired image I have and mashed it into one recurring sexual education flashback dream, hence John Travolta's cameo. We all know that if there's one place John Travolta doesn't belong, it's in a dream about education.)


But as awkward and frightening as sex-ed class can be, it can also be boring as hell. That's why I'm not surprised about this story of a teen girl getting suspended for wanting to get a little more creative with her answers to a sex-ed quiz.

Reddit user and delightful username creator dogsandcatsandlemursohmy posted the following picture of responses to a sex-ed quiz which his sister wrote a couple years ago. Along with the post he wrote, "Two years ago today, my then 14-year-old sister got suspended for submitting these answers for her sex-ed class. I'm so proud of her." Once you read these answers, you'll be proud of her, too...

I can't believe this chick got suspended for these responses. Not only does every single answer support condom use — the ENTIRE POINT OF SEX-ED — they're also completely realistic responses someone should give if they were being pressured not to use a condom. Sure, she drops the f-bomb a few times, but when it comes to STDs and pregnancy prevention, sometimes you gotta drop some f***s to get the dummy you're about to f*** to give a f*** about slappin' on the ol' rubber, ya know?

I see no problem here, only solutions. I also want to point out that "I don't have my vagina with me!" should be a mandatory response in any case where a guy says he doesn't have a condom with him. In the words of my sexual education, what a groovy and far out comeback!